I ejaculated about ten minutes ago and the stuff was black. So everything is not normal."Silence greeted that happy litt — J.R. Ward, Lover Revealed
I ejaculated about ten minutes ago and the stuff was black. So everything is not normal."Silence greeted that happy litt — J.R. Ward, Lover Revealed
I ejaculated about ten minutes ago and the stuff was black. So everything is not normal."Silence greeted that happy litt — J.R. Ward, Lover Revealed
I ejaculated about ten minutes ago and the stuff was black. So everything is not normal."Silence greeted that happy litt — J.R. Ward, Lover Revealed
I ejaculated about ten minutes ago and the stuff was black. So everything is not normal."Silence greeted that happy litt — J.R. Ward, Lover Revealed
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I ejaculated about ten minutes ago and the stuff was black. So everything is not normal."Silence greeted that happy little announcement. Man, if he had hauled off and sucker-punched V, he would have gotten less of a shocked-out reaction.

— J.R. Ward, Lover Revealed
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