Your toaster’s a puff. — St. John Morris, The Bizarre Letters of St John Morris
Your toaster’s a puff. — St. John Morris, The Bizarre Letters of St John Morris
Your toaster’s a puff. — St. John Morris, The Bizarre Letters of St John Morris
Your toaster’s a puff. — St. John Morris, The Bizarre Letters of St John Morris
Your toaster’s a puff. — St. John Morris, The Bizarre Letters of St John Morris
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Your toaster’s a puff.

— St. John Morris, The Bizarre Letters of St John Morris
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