You little prick. It's a whelk...it's a...it's a...dead whelk! — St. John Morris, The Bizarre Letters of St John Morris
You little prick. It's a whelk...it's a...it's a...dead whelk! — St. John Morris, The Bizarre Letters of St John Morris
You little prick. It's a whelk...it's a...it's a...dead whelk! — St. John Morris, The Bizarre Letters of St John Morris
You little prick. It's a whelk...it's a...it's a...dead whelk! — St. John Morris, The Bizarre Letters of St John Morris
You little prick. It's a whelk...it's a...it's a...dead whelk! — St. John Morris, The Bizarre Letters of St John Morris
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You little prick. It's a whelk...it's a...it's a...dead whelk!

— St. John Morris, The Bizarre Letters of St John Morris
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