Principal Totty was one of those people who frown while they’re speaking, and then smile at the end of each sentence. It — Ferguson Fartworthy, How My Gas Made Me Famous
Principal Totty was one of those people who frown while they’re speaking, and then smile at the end of each sentence. It — Ferguson Fartworthy, How My Gas Made Me Famous
Principal Totty was one of those people who frown while they’re speaking, and then smile at the end of each sentence. It — Ferguson Fartworthy, How My Gas Made Me Famous
Principal Totty was one of those people who frown while they’re speaking, and then smile at the end of each sentence. It — Ferguson Fartworthy, How My Gas Made Me Famous
Principal Totty was one of those people who frown while they’re speaking, and then smile at the end of each sentence. It — Ferguson Fartworthy, How My Gas Made Me Famous
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Principal Totty was one of those people who frown while they’re speaking, and then smile at the end of each sentence. It was weird. It was like there were two different people inside her brain.

— Ferguson Fartworthy, How My Gas Made Me Famous
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