I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago.""Waitress!" Jonas screamed, clicking his fingers — MaryJanice Davidson, Sleeping with the Fishes
I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago.""Waitress!" Jonas screamed, clicking his fingers — MaryJanice Davidson, Sleeping with the Fishes
I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago.""Waitress!" Jonas screamed, clicking his fingers — MaryJanice Davidson, Sleeping with the Fishes
I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago.""Waitress!" Jonas screamed, clicking his fingers — MaryJanice Davidson, Sleeping with the Fishes
I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago.""Waitress!" Jonas screamed, clicking his fingers — MaryJanice Davidson, Sleeping with the Fishes
I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago.""Waitress!" Jonas screamed, clicking his fingers — MaryJanice Davidson, Sleeping with the Fishes
I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago.""Waitress!" Jonas screamed, clicking his fingers — MaryJanice Davidson, Sleeping with the Fishes
I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago.""Waitress!" Jonas screamed, clicking his fingers — MaryJanice Davidson, Sleeping with the Fishes
I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago.""Waitress!" Jonas screamed, clicking his fingers — MaryJanice Davidson, Sleeping with the Fishes
I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago.""Waitress!" Jonas screamed, clicking his fingers — MaryJanice Davidson, Sleeping with the Fishes
I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago.""Waitress!" Jonas screamed, clicking his fingers — MaryJanice Davidson, Sleeping with the Fishes
I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago.""Waitress!" Jonas screamed, clicking his fingers — MaryJanice Davidson, Sleeping with the Fishes
I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago.""Waitress!" Jonas screamed, clicking his fingers — MaryJanice Davidson, Sleeping with the Fishes
I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago.""Waitress!" Jonas screamed, clicking his fingers — MaryJanice Davidson, Sleeping with the Fishes
I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago.""Waitress!" Jonas screamed, clicking his fingers — MaryJanice Davidson, Sleeping with the Fishes
I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago.""Waitress!" Jonas screamed, clicking his fingers — MaryJanice Davidson, Sleeping with the Fishes
I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago.""Waitress!" Jonas screamed, clicking his fingers — MaryJanice Davidson, Sleeping with the Fishes
I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago.""Waitress!" Jonas screamed, clicking his fingers — MaryJanice Davidson, Sleeping with the Fishes
I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago.""Waitress!" Jonas screamed, clicking his fingers — MaryJanice Davidson, Sleeping with the Fishes
I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago.""Waitress!" Jonas screamed, clicking his fingers — MaryJanice Davidson, Sleeping with the Fishes
I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago.""Waitress!" Jonas screamed, clicking his fingers — MaryJanice Davidson, Sleeping with the Fishes
I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago.""Waitress!" Jonas screamed, clicking his fingers — MaryJanice Davidson, Sleeping with the Fishes
I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago.""Waitress!" Jonas screamed, clicking his fingers — MaryJanice Davidson, Sleeping with the Fishes
I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago.""Waitress!" Jonas screamed, clicking his fingers — MaryJanice Davidson, Sleeping with the Fishes
I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago.""Waitress!" Jonas screamed, clicking his fingers — MaryJanice Davidson, Sleeping with the Fishes
I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago.""Waitress!" Jonas screamed, clicking his fingers — MaryJanice Davidson, Sleeping with the Fishes
I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago.""Waitress!" Jonas screamed, clicking his fingers — MaryJanice Davidson, Sleeping with the Fishes
I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago.""Waitress!" Jonas screamed, clicking his fingers — MaryJanice Davidson, Sleeping with the Fishes
I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago.""Waitress!" Jonas screamed, clicking his fingers — MaryJanice Davidson, Sleeping with the Fishes
I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago.""Waitress!" Jonas screamed, clicking his fingers — MaryJanice Davidson, Sleeping with the Fishes
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I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago.""Waitress!" Jonas screamed, clicking his fingers madly. "Bring two!" then, more quietly,"You want a neck massage? A bedtime story? A bullet in the ear?

— MaryJanice Davidson, Sleeping with the Fishes
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