Daddy is trying really fugging hard to think of a not-terrifying reason why you'd wake Daddy up in the middle of the nig — John Green, An Abundance of Katherines
Daddy is trying really fugging hard to think of a not-terrifying reason why you'd wake Daddy up in the middle of the nig — John Green, An Abundance of Katherines
Daddy is trying really fugging hard to think of a not-terrifying reason why you'd wake Daddy up in the middle of the nig — John Green, An Abundance of Katherines
Daddy is trying really fugging hard to think of a not-terrifying reason why you'd wake Daddy up in the middle of the nig — John Green, An Abundance of Katherines
Daddy is trying really fugging hard to think of a not-terrifying reason why you'd wake Daddy up in the middle of the nig — John Green, An Abundance of Katherines
Daddy is trying really fugging hard to think of a not-terrifying reason why you'd wake Daddy up in the middle of the nig — John Green, An Abundance of Katherines
Daddy is trying really fugging hard to think of a not-terrifying reason why you'd wake Daddy up in the middle of the nig — John Green, An Abundance of Katherines
Daddy is trying really fugging hard to think of a not-terrifying reason why you'd wake Daddy up in the middle of the nig — John Green, An Abundance of Katherines
Daddy is trying really fugging hard to think of a not-terrifying reason why you'd wake Daddy up in the middle of the nig — John Green, An Abundance of Katherines
Daddy is trying really fugging hard to think of a not-terrifying reason why you'd wake Daddy up in the middle of the nig — John Green, An Abundance of Katherines
Daddy is trying really fugging hard to think of a not-terrifying reason why you'd wake Daddy up in the middle of the nig — John Green, An Abundance of Katherines
Daddy is trying really fugging hard to think of a not-terrifying reason why you'd wake Daddy up in the middle of the nig — John Green, An Abundance of Katherines
Daddy is trying really fugging hard to think of a not-terrifying reason why you'd wake Daddy up in the middle of the nig — John Green, An Abundance of Katherines
Daddy is trying really fugging hard to think of a not-terrifying reason why you'd wake Daddy up in the middle of the nig — John Green, An Abundance of Katherines
Daddy is trying really fugging hard to think of a not-terrifying reason why you'd wake Daddy up in the middle of the nig — John Green, An Abundance of Katherines
Daddy is trying really fugging hard to think of a not-terrifying reason why you'd wake Daddy up in the middle of the nig — John Green, An Abundance of Katherines
Daddy is trying really fugging hard to think of a not-terrifying reason why you'd wake Daddy up in the middle of the nig — John Green, An Abundance of Katherines
Daddy is trying really fugging hard to think of a not-terrifying reason why you'd wake Daddy up in the middle of the nig — John Green, An Abundance of Katherines
Daddy is trying really fugging hard to think of a not-terrifying reason why you'd wake Daddy up in the middle of the nig — John Green, An Abundance of Katherines
Daddy is trying really fugging hard to think of a not-terrifying reason why you'd wake Daddy up in the middle of the nig — John Green, An Abundance of Katherines
Daddy is trying really fugging hard to think of a not-terrifying reason why you'd wake Daddy up in the middle of the nig — John Green, An Abundance of Katherines
Daddy is trying really fugging hard to think of a not-terrifying reason why you'd wake Daddy up in the middle of the nig — John Green, An Abundance of Katherines
Daddy is trying really fugging hard to think of a not-terrifying reason why you'd wake Daddy up in the middle of the nig — John Green, An Abundance of Katherines
Daddy is trying really fugging hard to think of a not-terrifying reason why you'd wake Daddy up in the middle of the nig — John Green, An Abundance of Katherines
Daddy is trying really fugging hard to think of a not-terrifying reason why you'd wake Daddy up in the middle of the nig — John Green, An Abundance of Katherines
Daddy is trying really fugging hard to think of a not-terrifying reason why you'd wake Daddy up in the middle of the nig — John Green, An Abundance of Katherines
Daddy is trying really fugging hard to think of a not-terrifying reason why you'd wake Daddy up in the middle of the nig — John Green, An Abundance of Katherines
Daddy is trying really fugging hard to think of a not-terrifying reason why you'd wake Daddy up in the middle of the nig — John Green, An Abundance of Katherines
Daddy is trying really fugging hard to think of a not-terrifying reason why you'd wake Daddy up in the middle of the nig — John Green, An Abundance of Katherines
Daddy is trying really fugging hard to think of a not-terrifying reason why you'd wake Daddy up in the middle of the nig — John Green, An Abundance of Katherines
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Daddy is trying really fugging hard to think of a not-terrifying reason why you'd wake Daddy up in the middle of the night to ask that fugging question. But no. No. Daddy does not have a match or a lighter.

— John Green, An Abundance of Katherines
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