We were surrounded by thirty-foot-tall giants who were about to kill us. Then the sky opened up, and the gods descended. — Rick Riordan, The Blood of Olympus
We were surrounded by thirty-foot-tall giants who were about to kill us. Then the sky opened up, and the gods descended. — Rick Riordan, The Blood of Olympus
We were surrounded by thirty-foot-tall giants who were about to kill us. Then the sky opened up, and the gods descended. — Rick Riordan, The Blood of Olympus
We were surrounded by thirty-foot-tall giants who were about to kill us. Then the sky opened up, and the gods descended. — Rick Riordan, The Blood of Olympus
We were surrounded by thirty-foot-tall giants who were about to kill us. Then the sky opened up, and the gods descended. — Rick Riordan, The Blood of Olympus
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We were surrounded by thirty-foot-tall giants who were about to kill us. Then the sky opened up, and the gods descended.""Grandad," the kids said, "you are full of schist." "I'm not kidding!" he protested.

— Rick Riordan, The Blood of Olympus
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