she committed suicide by putting her extremities down the garbage disposal-first one arm and then, kind of miraculously — David Foster Wallace, Infinite Jest
she committed suicide by putting her extremities down the garbage disposal-first one arm and then, kind of miraculously — David Foster Wallace, Infinite Jest
she committed suicide by putting her extremities down the garbage disposal-first one arm and then, kind of miraculously — David Foster Wallace, Infinite Jest
she committed suicide by putting her extremities down the garbage disposal-first one arm and then, kind of miraculously — David Foster Wallace, Infinite Jest
she committed suicide by putting her extremities down the garbage disposal-first one arm and then, kind of miraculously — David Foster Wallace, Infinite Jest
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she committed suicide by putting her extremities down the garbage disposal-first one arm and then, kind of miraculously if you think about it, the other arm.

— David Foster Wallace, Infinite Jest
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