A man touched me: his hand... my thigh.I touched him too: my fist... his jaw. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt, The Tiny Book of Tiny Stories, Vol. 1
A man touched me: his hand... my thigh.I touched him too: my fist... his jaw. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt, The Tiny Book of Tiny Stories, Vol. 1
A man touched me: his hand... my thigh.I touched him too: my fist... his jaw. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt, The Tiny Book of Tiny Stories, Vol. 1
A man touched me: his hand... my thigh.I touched him too: my fist... his jaw. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt, The Tiny Book of Tiny Stories, Vol. 1
A man touched me: his hand... my thigh.I touched him too: my fist... his jaw. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt, The Tiny Book of Tiny Stories, Vol. 1
A man touched me: his hand... my thigh.I touched him too: my fist... his jaw. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt, The Tiny Book of Tiny Stories, Vol. 1
A man touched me: his hand... my thigh.I touched him too: my fist... his jaw. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt, The Tiny Book of Tiny Stories, Vol. 1
A man touched me: his hand... my thigh.I touched him too: my fist... his jaw. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt, The Tiny Book of Tiny Stories, Vol. 1
A man touched me: his hand... my thigh.I touched him too: my fist... his jaw. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt, The Tiny Book of Tiny Stories, Vol. 1
A man touched me: his hand... my thigh.I touched him too: my fist... his jaw. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt, The Tiny Book of Tiny Stories, Vol. 1
A man touched me: his hand... my thigh.I touched him too: my fist... his jaw. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt, The Tiny Book of Tiny Stories, Vol. 1
A man touched me: his hand... my thigh.I touched him too: my fist... his jaw. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt, The Tiny Book of Tiny Stories, Vol. 1
A man touched me: his hand... my thigh.I touched him too: my fist... his jaw. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt, The Tiny Book of Tiny Stories, Vol. 1
A man touched me: his hand... my thigh.I touched him too: my fist... his jaw. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt, The Tiny Book of Tiny Stories, Vol. 1
A man touched me: his hand... my thigh.I touched him too: my fist... his jaw. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt, The Tiny Book of Tiny Stories, Vol. 1
A man touched me: his hand... my thigh.I touched him too: my fist... his jaw. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt, The Tiny Book of Tiny Stories, Vol. 1
A man touched me: his hand... my thigh.I touched him too: my fist... his jaw. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt, The Tiny Book of Tiny Stories, Vol. 1
A man touched me: his hand... my thigh.I touched him too: my fist... his jaw. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt, The Tiny Book of Tiny Stories, Vol. 1
A man touched me: his hand... my thigh.I touched him too: my fist... his jaw. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt, The Tiny Book of Tiny Stories, Vol. 1
A man touched me: his hand... my thigh.I touched him too: my fist... his jaw. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt, The Tiny Book of Tiny Stories, Vol. 1
A man touched me: his hand... my thigh.I touched him too: my fist... his jaw. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt, The Tiny Book of Tiny Stories, Vol. 1
A man touched me: his hand... my thigh.I touched him too: my fist... his jaw. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt, The Tiny Book of Tiny Stories, Vol. 1
A man touched me: his hand... my thigh.I touched him too: my fist... his jaw. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt, The Tiny Book of Tiny Stories, Vol. 1
A man touched me: his hand... my thigh.I touched him too: my fist... his jaw. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt, The Tiny Book of Tiny Stories, Vol. 1
A man touched me: his hand... my thigh.I touched him too: my fist... his jaw. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt, The Tiny Book of Tiny Stories, Vol. 1
A man touched me: his hand... my thigh.I touched him too: my fist... his jaw. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt, The Tiny Book of Tiny Stories, Vol. 1
A man touched me: his hand... my thigh.I touched him too: my fist... his jaw. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt, The Tiny Book of Tiny Stories, Vol. 1
A man touched me: his hand... my thigh.I touched him too: my fist... his jaw. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt, The Tiny Book of Tiny Stories, Vol. 1
A man touched me: his hand... my thigh.I touched him too: my fist... his jaw. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt, The Tiny Book of Tiny Stories, Vol. 1
A man touched me: his hand... my thigh.I touched him too: my fist... his jaw. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt, The Tiny Book of Tiny Stories, Vol. 1
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