In school we chanted, along with our teacher, I am the Captain of my fate, I am the Master of my soul, and meanwhile, wi — Philip Roth, Portnoy's Complaint
In school we chanted, along with our teacher, I am the Captain of my fate, I am the Master of my soul, and meanwhile, wi — Philip Roth, Portnoy's Complaint
In school we chanted, along with our teacher, I am the Captain of my fate, I am the Master of my soul, and meanwhile, wi — Philip Roth, Portnoy's Complaint
In school we chanted, along with our teacher, I am the Captain of my fate, I am the Master of my soul, and meanwhile, wi — Philip Roth, Portnoy's Complaint
In school we chanted, along with our teacher, I am the Captain of my fate, I am the Master of my soul, and meanwhile, wi — Philip Roth, Portnoy's Complaint
In school we chanted, along with our teacher, I am the Captain of my fate, I am the Master of my soul, and meanwhile, wi — Philip Roth, Portnoy's Complaint
In school we chanted, along with our teacher, I am the Captain of my fate, I am the Master of my soul, and meanwhile, wi — Philip Roth, Portnoy's Complaint
In school we chanted, along with our teacher, I am the Captain of my fate, I am the Master of my soul, and meanwhile, wi — Philip Roth, Portnoy's Complaint
In school we chanted, along with our teacher, I am the Captain of my fate, I am the Master of my soul, and meanwhile, wi — Philip Roth, Portnoy's Complaint
In school we chanted, along with our teacher, I am the Captain of my fate, I am the Master of my soul, and meanwhile, wi — Philip Roth, Portnoy's Complaint
In school we chanted, along with our teacher, I am the Captain of my fate, I am the Master of my soul, and meanwhile, wi — Philip Roth, Portnoy's Complaint
In school we chanted, along with our teacher, I am the Captain of my fate, I am the Master of my soul, and meanwhile, wi — Philip Roth, Portnoy's Complaint
In school we chanted, along with our teacher, I am the Captain of my fate, I am the Master of my soul, and meanwhile, wi — Philip Roth, Portnoy's Complaint
In school we chanted, along with our teacher, I am the Captain of my fate, I am the Master of my soul, and meanwhile, wi — Philip Roth, Portnoy's Complaint
In school we chanted, along with our teacher, I am the Captain of my fate, I am the Master of my soul, and meanwhile, wi — Philip Roth, Portnoy's Complaint
In school we chanted, along with our teacher, I am the Captain of my fate, I am the Master of my soul, and meanwhile, wi — Philip Roth, Portnoy's Complaint
In school we chanted, along with our teacher, I am the Captain of my fate, I am the Master of my soul, and meanwhile, wi — Philip Roth, Portnoy's Complaint
In school we chanted, along with our teacher, I am the Captain of my fate, I am the Master of my soul, and meanwhile, wi — Philip Roth, Portnoy's Complaint
In school we chanted, along with our teacher, I am the Captain of my fate, I am the Master of my soul, and meanwhile, wi — Philip Roth, Portnoy's Complaint
In school we chanted, along with our teacher, I am the Captain of my fate, I am the Master of my soul, and meanwhile, wi — Philip Roth, Portnoy's Complaint
In school we chanted, along with our teacher, I am the Captain of my fate, I am the Master of my soul, and meanwhile, wi — Philip Roth, Portnoy's Complaint
In school we chanted, along with our teacher, I am the Captain of my fate, I am the Master of my soul, and meanwhile, wi — Philip Roth, Portnoy's Complaint
In school we chanted, along with our teacher, I am the Captain of my fate, I am the Master of my soul, and meanwhile, wi — Philip Roth, Portnoy's Complaint
In school we chanted, along with our teacher, I am the Captain of my fate, I am the Master of my soul, and meanwhile, wi — Philip Roth, Portnoy's Complaint
In school we chanted, along with our teacher, I am the Captain of my fate, I am the Master of my soul, and meanwhile, wi — Philip Roth, Portnoy's Complaint
In school we chanted, along with our teacher, I am the Captain of my fate, I am the Master of my soul, and meanwhile, wi — Philip Roth, Portnoy's Complaint
In school we chanted, along with our teacher, I am the Captain of my fate, I am the Master of my soul, and meanwhile, wi — Philip Roth, Portnoy's Complaint
In school we chanted, along with our teacher, I am the Captain of my fate, I am the Master of my soul, and meanwhile, wi — Philip Roth, Portnoy's Complaint
In school we chanted, along with our teacher, I am the Captain of my fate, I am the Master of my soul, and meanwhile, wi — Philip Roth, Portnoy's Complaint
In school we chanted, along with our teacher, I am the Captain of my fate, I am the Master of my soul, and meanwhile, wi — Philip Roth, Portnoy's Complaint
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In school we chanted, along with our teacher, I am the Captain of my fate, I am the Master of my soul, and meanwhile, within my own body, an anarchic insurrection had been launched by one of my privates- which I was helpless to put down!

— Philip Roth, Portnoy's Complaint
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