Here's the funny thing about the response I've been aware of to my dating famous people: It's been very negative. I'm ei — Dax Shepard
Here's the funny thing about the response I've been aware of to my dating famous people: It's been very negative. I'm ei — Dax Shepard
Here's the funny thing about the response I've been aware of to my dating famous people: It's been very negative. I'm ei — Dax Shepard
Here's the funny thing about the response I've been aware of to my dating famous people: It's been very negative. I'm ei — Dax Shepard
Here's the funny thing about the response I've been aware of to my dating famous people: It's been very negative. I'm ei — Dax Shepard
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Here's the funny thing about the response I've been aware of to my dating famous people: It's been very negative. I'm either not good-looking enough, not a good enough actor or not successful enough for these people.

— Dax Shepard
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