To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and c — Bill Maher
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and c — Bill Maher
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and c — Bill Maher
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and c — Bill Maher
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and c — Bill Maher
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and c — Bill Maher
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and c — Bill Maher
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and c — Bill Maher
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and c — Bill Maher
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and c — Bill Maher
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and c — Bill Maher
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and c — Bill Maher
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and c — Bill Maher
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and c — Bill Maher
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and c — Bill Maher
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and c — Bill Maher
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and c — Bill Maher
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and c — Bill Maher
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and c — Bill Maher
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and c — Bill Maher
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and c — Bill Maher
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and c — Bill Maher
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and c — Bill Maher
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and c — Bill Maher
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and c — Bill Maher
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and c — Bill Maher
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and c — Bill Maher
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and c — Bill Maher
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and c — Bill Maher
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and c — Bill Maher
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To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I agree'.

— Bill Maher
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