I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. — Woody Allen
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. — Woody Allen
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. — Woody Allen
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. — Woody Allen
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. — Woody Allen
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I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

— Woody Allen
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