I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them. — E. V. Lucas
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them. — E. V. Lucas
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them. — E. V. Lucas
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them. — E. V. Lucas
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them. — E. V. Lucas
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I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.

— E. V. Lucas
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