I sort of feel like Cindy Crawford's new husband on their wedding night. I know what's expected of me. I'm just not sure — Melvin Helitzer
I sort of feel like Cindy Crawford's new husband on their wedding night. I know what's expected of me. I'm just not sure — Melvin Helitzer
I sort of feel like Cindy Crawford's new husband on their wedding night. I know what's expected of me. I'm just not sure — Melvin Helitzer
I sort of feel like Cindy Crawford's new husband on their wedding night. I know what's expected of me. I'm just not sure — Melvin Helitzer
I sort of feel like Cindy Crawford's new husband on their wedding night. I know what's expected of me. I'm just not sure — Melvin Helitzer
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I sort of feel like Cindy Crawford's new husband on their wedding night. I know what's expected of me. I'm just not sure I've got the ability to make it interesting.

— Melvin Helitzer
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