The number-one fear in life is public speaking and the number-two fear is death. This means that if you go to a funeral — Jerry Seinfeld
The number-one fear in life is public speaking and the number-two fear is death. This means that if you go to a funeral — Jerry Seinfeld
The number-one fear in life is public speaking and the number-two fear is death. This means that if you go to a funeral — Jerry Seinfeld
The number-one fear in life is public speaking and the number-two fear is death. This means that if you go to a funeral — Jerry Seinfeld
The number-one fear in life is public speaking and the number-two fear is death. This means that if you go to a funeral — Jerry Seinfeld
The number-one fear in life is public speaking and the number-two fear is death. This means that if you go to a funeral — Jerry Seinfeld
The number-one fear in life is public speaking and the number-two fear is death. This means that if you go to a funeral — Jerry Seinfeld
The number-one fear in life is public speaking and the number-two fear is death. This means that if you go to a funeral — Jerry Seinfeld
The number-one fear in life is public speaking and the number-two fear is death. This means that if you go to a funeral — Jerry Seinfeld
The number-one fear in life is public speaking and the number-two fear is death. This means that if you go to a funeral — Jerry Seinfeld
The number-one fear in life is public speaking and the number-two fear is death. This means that if you go to a funeral — Jerry Seinfeld
The number-one fear in life is public speaking and the number-two fear is death. This means that if you go to a funeral — Jerry Seinfeld
The number-one fear in life is public speaking and the number-two fear is death. This means that if you go to a funeral — Jerry Seinfeld
The number-one fear in life is public speaking and the number-two fear is death. This means that if you go to a funeral — Jerry Seinfeld
The number-one fear in life is public speaking and the number-two fear is death. This means that if you go to a funeral — Jerry Seinfeld
The number-one fear in life is public speaking and the number-two fear is death. This means that if you go to a funeral — Jerry Seinfeld
The number-one fear in life is public speaking and the number-two fear is death. This means that if you go to a funeral — Jerry Seinfeld
The number-one fear in life is public speaking and the number-two fear is death. This means that if you go to a funeral — Jerry Seinfeld
The number-one fear in life is public speaking and the number-two fear is death. This means that if you go to a funeral — Jerry Seinfeld
The number-one fear in life is public speaking and the number-two fear is death. This means that if you go to a funeral — Jerry Seinfeld
The number-one fear in life is public speaking and the number-two fear is death. This means that if you go to a funeral — Jerry Seinfeld
The number-one fear in life is public speaking and the number-two fear is death. This means that if you go to a funeral — Jerry Seinfeld
The number-one fear in life is public speaking and the number-two fear is death. This means that if you go to a funeral — Jerry Seinfeld
The number-one fear in life is public speaking and the number-two fear is death. This means that if you go to a funeral — Jerry Seinfeld
The number-one fear in life is public speaking and the number-two fear is death. This means that if you go to a funeral — Jerry Seinfeld
The number-one fear in life is public speaking and the number-two fear is death. This means that if you go to a funeral — Jerry Seinfeld
The number-one fear in life is public speaking and the number-two fear is death. This means that if you go to a funeral — Jerry Seinfeld
The number-one fear in life is public speaking and the number-two fear is death. This means that if you go to a funeral — Jerry Seinfeld
The number-one fear in life is public speaking and the number-two fear is death. This means that if you go to a funeral — Jerry Seinfeld
The number-one fear in life is public speaking and the number-two fear is death. This means that if you go to a funeral — Jerry Seinfeld
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The number-one fear in life is public speaking and the number-two fear is death. This means that if you go to a funeral you're better off in the casket than giving the eulogy.

— Jerry Seinfeld
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