He loves to eat - he puts mayonnaise on an aspirin. — Joan Rivers
He loves to eat - he puts mayonnaise on an aspirin. — Joan Rivers
He loves to eat - he puts mayonnaise on an aspirin. — Joan Rivers
He loves to eat - he puts mayonnaise on an aspirin. — Joan Rivers
He loves to eat - he puts mayonnaise on an aspirin. — Joan Rivers
He loves to eat - he puts mayonnaise on an aspirin. — Joan Rivers
He loves to eat - he puts mayonnaise on an aspirin. — Joan Rivers
He loves to eat - he puts mayonnaise on an aspirin. — Joan Rivers
He loves to eat - he puts mayonnaise on an aspirin. — Joan Rivers
He loves to eat - he puts mayonnaise on an aspirin. — Joan Rivers
He loves to eat - he puts mayonnaise on an aspirin. — Joan Rivers
He loves to eat - he puts mayonnaise on an aspirin. — Joan Rivers
He loves to eat - he puts mayonnaise on an aspirin. — Joan Rivers
He loves to eat - he puts mayonnaise on an aspirin. — Joan Rivers
He loves to eat - he puts mayonnaise on an aspirin. — Joan Rivers
He loves to eat - he puts mayonnaise on an aspirin. — Joan Rivers
He loves to eat - he puts mayonnaise on an aspirin. — Joan Rivers
He loves to eat - he puts mayonnaise on an aspirin. — Joan Rivers
He loves to eat - he puts mayonnaise on an aspirin. — Joan Rivers
He loves to eat - he puts mayonnaise on an aspirin. — Joan Rivers
He loves to eat - he puts mayonnaise on an aspirin. — Joan Rivers
He loves to eat - he puts mayonnaise on an aspirin. — Joan Rivers
He loves to eat - he puts mayonnaise on an aspirin. — Joan Rivers
He loves to eat - he puts mayonnaise on an aspirin. — Joan Rivers
He loves to eat - he puts mayonnaise on an aspirin. — Joan Rivers
He loves to eat - he puts mayonnaise on an aspirin. — Joan Rivers
He loves to eat - he puts mayonnaise on an aspirin. — Joan Rivers
He loves to eat - he puts mayonnaise on an aspirin. — Joan Rivers
He loves to eat - he puts mayonnaise on an aspirin. — Joan Rivers
He loves to eat - he puts mayonnaise on an aspirin. — Joan Rivers
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He loves to eat - he puts mayonnaise on an aspirin.

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