I have to tell you the truth. But you are too ugly for it. — Fakeer Ishavardas
I have to tell you the truth. But you are too ugly for it. — Fakeer Ishavardas
I have to tell you the truth. But you are too ugly for it. — Fakeer Ishavardas
I have to tell you the truth. But you are too ugly for it. — Fakeer Ishavardas
I have to tell you the truth. But you are too ugly for it. — Fakeer Ishavardas
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I have to tell you the truth. But you are too ugly for it.

— Fakeer Ishavardas
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