Quotes about Funny humor

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Little people make tall claims. As being this-that avatar or messiah. Some even say they're God. Well, if they are, I'm — Fakeer Ishavardas
I'm joking when I say I'm the grand-pop of those claiming to be an avatar-messiah or god. But if they're serious, then, — Fakeer Ishavardas
Just like you silly bums, I have a personal sky god. I bow to him, as you do to your airy-fairy sod. He prefers I call h — Fakeer Ishavardas
Wise men don't feel companionless when they are not in the company of their egos. — Delian Zahariev
Punctuation was, it is sad to say, invented a very long time ago. Even more frustrating, it has remained with us ever si — Anne Elizabeth Moore, The Manifesti of Radical Literature
Were I but perfectly normal, I would just not be. — Fakeer Ishavardas
Remember, you are as dispensable as the most indispensable king of kings, the mighty lord of silly worldly men. — Fakeer Ishavardas
Don't worry. Life goes on. With or without you. So, live it, while it's given you. — Fakeer Ishavardas
Do not believe in a god who is as silly, and meaner than you. For, that would surely be your higher-self, and your stupi — Fakeer Ishavardas
My imaginary pal up there, Mr. NOT, tells me it's my dog-damn ism to kick your illusory he-man's ass. Now, what do you s — Fakeer Ishavardas
Marry me. Nay, marriage will cost us precious moments together. Let us make sweet, passionate love right here. Let me be — Kiersten White, Supernaturally
One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up — Carroll Bryant
All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it. — Carroll Bryant
How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat? — Carroll Bryant
When it comes to being famous, you’re usually the last to know, and the first to deny it. Unless you were already famous — Carroll Bryant
Knowing all the languages in the world could help you to really understand all the jokes you can hear... from my future — Ivan Stoikov
Beside me, Philippe and Meg hold hands. He murmurs something that sounds like, "my dear leetle mongoose." I wish he'd tu — Alex Flinn, Cloaked
Holy mama llama. That’s Nathanial Stone. Nathanial Stone is sitting in my booth. Nathanial Stone is in the Finewhile Din — D.L. Hess, Sir
I would die for you, my love—in old age. — Ljupka Cvetanova, The New Land
Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are. — Fakeer Ishavardas