Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one . . . and got hit by a bus. — Bob Rubin
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one . . . and got hit by a bus. — Bob Rubin
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one . . . and got hit by a bus. — Bob Rubin
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one . . . and got hit by a bus. — Bob Rubin
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one . . . and got hit by a bus. — Bob Rubin
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one . . . and got hit by a bus. — Bob Rubin
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one . . . and got hit by a bus. — Bob Rubin
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one . . . and got hit by a bus. — Bob Rubin
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one . . . and got hit by a bus. — Bob Rubin
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one . . . and got hit by a bus. — Bob Rubin
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one . . . and got hit by a bus. — Bob Rubin
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one . . . and got hit by a bus. — Bob Rubin
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one . . . and got hit by a bus. — Bob Rubin
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one . . . and got hit by a bus. — Bob Rubin
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one . . . and got hit by a bus. — Bob Rubin
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one . . . and got hit by a bus. — Bob Rubin
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one . . . and got hit by a bus. — Bob Rubin
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one . . . and got hit by a bus. — Bob Rubin
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one . . . and got hit by a bus. — Bob Rubin
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one . . . and got hit by a bus. — Bob Rubin
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one . . . and got hit by a bus. — Bob Rubin
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one . . . and got hit by a bus. — Bob Rubin
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one . . . and got hit by a bus. — Bob Rubin
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one . . . and got hit by a bus. — Bob Rubin
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one . . . and got hit by a bus. — Bob Rubin
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one . . . and got hit by a bus. — Bob Rubin
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one . . . and got hit by a bus. — Bob Rubin
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one . . . and got hit by a bus. — Bob Rubin
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one . . . and got hit by a bus. — Bob Rubin
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one . . . and got hit by a bus. — Bob Rubin
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Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one . . . and got hit by a bus.

— Bob Rubin
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