What are you doing?""I'm, uh, acting normal.""No you're not. You're acting like someone pretending to be normal. Stop pr — Derek Landy, Last Stand of Dead Men
What are you doing?""I'm, uh, acting normal.""No you're not. You're acting like someone pretending to be normal. Stop pr — Derek Landy, Last Stand of Dead Men
What are you doing?""I'm, uh, acting normal.""No you're not. You're acting like someone pretending to be normal. Stop pr — Derek Landy, Last Stand of Dead Men
What are you doing?""I'm, uh, acting normal.""No you're not. You're acting like someone pretending to be normal. Stop pr — Derek Landy, Last Stand of Dead Men
What are you doing?""I'm, uh, acting normal.""No you're not. You're acting like someone pretending to be normal. Stop pr — Derek Landy, Last Stand of Dead Men
What are you doing?""I'm, uh, acting normal.""No you're not. You're acting like someone pretending to be normal. Stop pr — Derek Landy, Last Stand of Dead Men
What are you doing?""I'm, uh, acting normal.""No you're not. You're acting like someone pretending to be normal. Stop pr — Derek Landy, Last Stand of Dead Men
What are you doing?""I'm, uh, acting normal.""No you're not. You're acting like someone pretending to be normal. Stop pr — Derek Landy, Last Stand of Dead Men
What are you doing?""I'm, uh, acting normal.""No you're not. You're acting like someone pretending to be normal. Stop pr — Derek Landy, Last Stand of Dead Men
What are you doing?""I'm, uh, acting normal.""No you're not. You're acting like someone pretending to be normal. Stop pr — Derek Landy, Last Stand of Dead Men
What are you doing?""I'm, uh, acting normal.""No you're not. You're acting like someone pretending to be normal. Stop pr — Derek Landy, Last Stand of Dead Men
What are you doing?""I'm, uh, acting normal.""No you're not. You're acting like someone pretending to be normal. Stop pr — Derek Landy, Last Stand of Dead Men
What are you doing?""I'm, uh, acting normal.""No you're not. You're acting like someone pretending to be normal. Stop pr — Derek Landy, Last Stand of Dead Men
What are you doing?""I'm, uh, acting normal.""No you're not. You're acting like someone pretending to be normal. Stop pr — Derek Landy, Last Stand of Dead Men
What are you doing?""I'm, uh, acting normal.""No you're not. You're acting like someone pretending to be normal. Stop pr — Derek Landy, Last Stand of Dead Men
What are you doing?""I'm, uh, acting normal.""No you're not. You're acting like someone pretending to be normal. Stop pr — Derek Landy, Last Stand of Dead Men
What are you doing?""I'm, uh, acting normal.""No you're not. You're acting like someone pretending to be normal. Stop pr — Derek Landy, Last Stand of Dead Men
What are you doing?""I'm, uh, acting normal.""No you're not. You're acting like someone pretending to be normal. Stop pr — Derek Landy, Last Stand of Dead Men
What are you doing?""I'm, uh, acting normal.""No you're not. You're acting like someone pretending to be normal. Stop pr — Derek Landy, Last Stand of Dead Men
What are you doing?""I'm, uh, acting normal.""No you're not. You're acting like someone pretending to be normal. Stop pr — Derek Landy, Last Stand of Dead Men
What are you doing?""I'm, uh, acting normal.""No you're not. You're acting like someone pretending to be normal. Stop pr — Derek Landy, Last Stand of Dead Men
What are you doing?""I'm, uh, acting normal.""No you're not. You're acting like someone pretending to be normal. Stop pr — Derek Landy, Last Stand of Dead Men
What are you doing?""I'm, uh, acting normal.""No you're not. You're acting like someone pretending to be normal. Stop pr — Derek Landy, Last Stand of Dead Men
What are you doing?""I'm, uh, acting normal.""No you're not. You're acting like someone pretending to be normal. Stop pr — Derek Landy, Last Stand of Dead Men
What are you doing?""I'm, uh, acting normal.""No you're not. You're acting like someone pretending to be normal. Stop pr — Derek Landy, Last Stand of Dead Men
What are you doing?""I'm, uh, acting normal.""No you're not. You're acting like someone pretending to be normal. Stop pr — Derek Landy, Last Stand of Dead Men
What are you doing?""I'm, uh, acting normal.""No you're not. You're acting like someone pretending to be normal. Stop pr — Derek Landy, Last Stand of Dead Men
What are you doing?""I'm, uh, acting normal.""No you're not. You're acting like someone pretending to be normal. Stop pr — Derek Landy, Last Stand of Dead Men
What are you doing?""I'm, uh, acting normal.""No you're not. You're acting like someone pretending to be normal. Stop pr — Derek Landy, Last Stand of Dead Men
What are you doing?""I'm, uh, acting normal.""No you're not. You're acting like someone pretending to be normal. Stop pr — Derek Landy, Last Stand of Dead Men
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What are you doing?""I'm, uh, acting normal.""No you're not. You're acting like someone pretending to be normal. Stop pretending and start acting, but don't act like you're not pretending, that'll make it worse.

— Derek Landy, Last Stand of Dead Men
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