the only drinking problem I've ever had, is figuring out why I'm still stuck in this salad spinner — Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single
the only drinking problem I've ever had, is figuring out why I'm still stuck in this salad spinner — Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single
the only drinking problem I've ever had, is figuring out why I'm still stuck in this salad spinner — Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single
the only drinking problem I've ever had, is figuring out why I'm still stuck in this salad spinner — Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single
the only drinking problem I've ever had, is figuring out why I'm still stuck in this salad spinner — Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single
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the only drinking problem I've ever had, is figuring out why I'm still stuck in this salad spinner

— Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single
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We had gone out there to pass the beautiful day of high summer like true Irishmen - locked in the dark Snug of a public — Brendan Behan
The whole world is about three drinks behind. — Humphrey Bogart
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It's a long time between drinks. — Anonymous
He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk. — Epictetus
Drink today and drown all sorrow You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow. — John Fletcher
Woe unto them that rise up early in the morning that they may follow strong drink that continue until night till wine — Bible
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I would appeal to Philip she said but to Philip sober. — Valerius Maximus
Drink! for you know not whence you came nor why: Drink! for you know not why you go nor where. — Omar Khayyam
All excess is ill but drunkeness is of the worst sort. It spoils health dismounts the mind and unmans men. It reveals — William Penn