Beatrix wished she were a swooning sort of female. It seemed the only appropriate response to the situation.Unfortunatel — Lisa Kleypas, Love in the Afternoon
Beatrix wished she were a swooning sort of female. It seemed the only appropriate response to the situation.Unfortunatel — Lisa Kleypas, Love in the Afternoon
Beatrix wished she were a swooning sort of female. It seemed the only appropriate response to the situation.Unfortunatel — Lisa Kleypas, Love in the Afternoon
Beatrix wished she were a swooning sort of female. It seemed the only appropriate response to the situation.Unfortunatel — Lisa Kleypas, Love in the Afternoon
Beatrix wished she were a swooning sort of female. It seemed the only appropriate response to the situation.Unfortunatel — Lisa Kleypas, Love in the Afternoon
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Beatrix wished she were a swooning sort of female. It seemed the only appropriate response to the situation.Unfortunately, no matter how she tried to summon a swoon, her mind remained intractably conscious.

— Lisa Kleypas, Love in the Afternoon
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