He was impugning my virtue. I ought to have been offended, but for some reason the idea tickled me. That could be my nex — Rachel Hartman
He was impugning my virtue. I ought to have been offended, but for some reason the idea tickled me. That could be my nex — Rachel Hartman
He was impugning my virtue. I ought to have been offended, but for some reason the idea tickled me. That could be my nex — Rachel Hartman
He was impugning my virtue. I ought to have been offended, but for some reason the idea tickled me. That could be my nex — Rachel Hartman
He was impugning my virtue. I ought to have been offended, but for some reason the idea tickled me. That could be my nex — Rachel Hartman
He was impugning my virtue. I ought to have been offended, but for some reason the idea tickled me. That could be my nex — Rachel Hartman
He was impugning my virtue. I ought to have been offended, but for some reason the idea tickled me. That could be my nex — Rachel Hartman
He was impugning my virtue. I ought to have been offended, but for some reason the idea tickled me. That could be my nex — Rachel Hartman
He was impugning my virtue. I ought to have been offended, but for some reason the idea tickled me. That could be my nex — Rachel Hartman
He was impugning my virtue. I ought to have been offended, but for some reason the idea tickled me. That could be my nex — Rachel Hartman
He was impugning my virtue. I ought to have been offended, but for some reason the idea tickled me. That could be my nex — Rachel Hartman
He was impugning my virtue. I ought to have been offended, but for some reason the idea tickled me. That could be my nex — Rachel Hartman
He was impugning my virtue. I ought to have been offended, but for some reason the idea tickled me. That could be my nex — Rachel Hartman
He was impugning my virtue. I ought to have been offended, but for some reason the idea tickled me. That could be my nex — Rachel Hartman
He was impugning my virtue. I ought to have been offended, but for some reason the idea tickled me. That could be my nex — Rachel Hartman
He was impugning my virtue. I ought to have been offended, but for some reason the idea tickled me. That could be my nex — Rachel Hartman
He was impugning my virtue. I ought to have been offended, but for some reason the idea tickled me. That could be my nex — Rachel Hartman
He was impugning my virtue. I ought to have been offended, but for some reason the idea tickled me. That could be my nex — Rachel Hartman
He was impugning my virtue. I ought to have been offended, but for some reason the idea tickled me. That could be my nex — Rachel Hartman
He was impugning my virtue. I ought to have been offended, but for some reason the idea tickled me. That could be my nex — Rachel Hartman
He was impugning my virtue. I ought to have been offended, but for some reason the idea tickled me. That could be my nex — Rachel Hartman
He was impugning my virtue. I ought to have been offended, but for some reason the idea tickled me. That could be my nex — Rachel Hartman
He was impugning my virtue. I ought to have been offended, but for some reason the idea tickled me. That could be my nex — Rachel Hartman
He was impugning my virtue. I ought to have been offended, but for some reason the idea tickled me. That could be my nex — Rachel Hartman
He was impugning my virtue. I ought to have been offended, but for some reason the idea tickled me. That could be my nex — Rachel Hartman
He was impugning my virtue. I ought to have been offended, but for some reason the idea tickled me. That could be my nex — Rachel Hartman
He was impugning my virtue. I ought to have been offended, but for some reason the idea tickled me. That could be my nex — Rachel Hartman
He was impugning my virtue. I ought to have been offended, but for some reason the idea tickled me. That could be my nex — Rachel Hartman
He was impugning my virtue. I ought to have been offended, but for some reason the idea tickled me. That could be my nex — Rachel Hartman
He was impugning my virtue. I ought to have been offended, but for some reason the idea tickled me. That could be my nex — Rachel Hartman
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He was impugning my virtue. I ought to have been offended, but for some reason the idea tickled me. That could be my next career: instrument of torture! Seducing prisoners, and then revealing my dragon scales! They would confess out of sheer horror.

— Rachel Hartman
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