If the shoe fits, buy another one just like it. — George Carlin, Brain Droppings
If the shoe fits, buy another one just like it. — George Carlin, Brain Droppings
If the shoe fits, buy another one just like it. — George Carlin, Brain Droppings
If the shoe fits, buy another one just like it. — George Carlin, Brain Droppings
If the shoe fits, buy another one just like it. — George Carlin, Brain Droppings
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If the shoe fits, buy another one just like it.

— George Carlin, Brain Droppings
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