Because we don't really sparkle. — John G. Hartness, Hard Day's Knight
Because we don't really sparkle. — John G. Hartness, Hard Day's Knight
Because we don't really sparkle. — John G. Hartness, Hard Day's Knight
Because we don't really sparkle. — John G. Hartness, Hard Day's Knight
Because we don't really sparkle. — John G. Hartness, Hard Day's Knight
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Because we don't really sparkle.

— John G. Hartness, Hard Day's Knight
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