Little known fact- a cat which has just bitten itself in the ass can achieve impressive speed at it dashes madly straigh — Amy Petrie Shaw, The Tao of the Dippy Cat: A Series of Uncomfortable Incidents and Horrible Happenings
Little known fact- a cat which has just bitten itself in the ass can achieve impressive speed at it dashes madly straigh — Amy Petrie Shaw, The Tao of the Dippy Cat: A Series of Uncomfortable Incidents and Horrible Happenings
Little known fact- a cat which has just bitten itself in the ass can achieve impressive speed at it dashes madly straigh — Amy Petrie Shaw, The Tao of the Dippy Cat: A Series of Uncomfortable Incidents and Horrible Happenings
Little known fact- a cat which has just bitten itself in the ass can achieve impressive speed at it dashes madly straigh — Amy Petrie Shaw, The Tao of the Dippy Cat: A Series of Uncomfortable Incidents and Horrible Happenings
Little known fact- a cat which has just bitten itself in the ass can achieve impressive speed at it dashes madly straigh — Amy Petrie Shaw, The Tao of the Dippy Cat: A Series of Uncomfortable Incidents and Horrible Happenings
Little known fact- a cat which has just bitten itself in the ass can achieve impressive speed at it dashes madly straigh — Amy Petrie Shaw, The Tao of the Dippy Cat: A Series of Uncomfortable Incidents and Horrible Happenings
Little known fact- a cat which has just bitten itself in the ass can achieve impressive speed at it dashes madly straigh — Amy Petrie Shaw, The Tao of the Dippy Cat: A Series of Uncomfortable Incidents and Horrible Happenings
Little known fact- a cat which has just bitten itself in the ass can achieve impressive speed at it dashes madly straigh — Amy Petrie Shaw, The Tao of the Dippy Cat: A Series of Uncomfortable Incidents and Horrible Happenings
Little known fact- a cat which has just bitten itself in the ass can achieve impressive speed at it dashes madly straigh — Amy Petrie Shaw, The Tao of the Dippy Cat: A Series of Uncomfortable Incidents and Horrible Happenings
Little known fact- a cat which has just bitten itself in the ass can achieve impressive speed at it dashes madly straigh — Amy Petrie Shaw, The Tao of the Dippy Cat: A Series of Uncomfortable Incidents and Horrible Happenings
Little known fact- a cat which has just bitten itself in the ass can achieve impressive speed at it dashes madly straigh — Amy Petrie Shaw, The Tao of the Dippy Cat: A Series of Uncomfortable Incidents and Horrible Happenings
Little known fact- a cat which has just bitten itself in the ass can achieve impressive speed at it dashes madly straigh — Amy Petrie Shaw, The Tao of the Dippy Cat: A Series of Uncomfortable Incidents and Horrible Happenings
Little known fact- a cat which has just bitten itself in the ass can achieve impressive speed at it dashes madly straigh — Amy Petrie Shaw, The Tao of the Dippy Cat: A Series of Uncomfortable Incidents and Horrible Happenings
Little known fact- a cat which has just bitten itself in the ass can achieve impressive speed at it dashes madly straigh — Amy Petrie Shaw, The Tao of the Dippy Cat: A Series of Uncomfortable Incidents and Horrible Happenings
Little known fact- a cat which has just bitten itself in the ass can achieve impressive speed at it dashes madly straigh — Amy Petrie Shaw, The Tao of the Dippy Cat: A Series of Uncomfortable Incidents and Horrible Happenings
Little known fact- a cat which has just bitten itself in the ass can achieve impressive speed at it dashes madly straigh — Amy Petrie Shaw, The Tao of the Dippy Cat: A Series of Uncomfortable Incidents and Horrible Happenings
Little known fact- a cat which has just bitten itself in the ass can achieve impressive speed at it dashes madly straigh — Amy Petrie Shaw, The Tao of the Dippy Cat: A Series of Uncomfortable Incidents and Horrible Happenings
Little known fact- a cat which has just bitten itself in the ass can achieve impressive speed at it dashes madly straigh — Amy Petrie Shaw, The Tao of the Dippy Cat: A Series of Uncomfortable Incidents and Horrible Happenings
Little known fact- a cat which has just bitten itself in the ass can achieve impressive speed at it dashes madly straigh — Amy Petrie Shaw, The Tao of the Dippy Cat: A Series of Uncomfortable Incidents and Horrible Happenings
Little known fact- a cat which has just bitten itself in the ass can achieve impressive speed at it dashes madly straigh — Amy Petrie Shaw, The Tao of the Dippy Cat: A Series of Uncomfortable Incidents and Horrible Happenings
Little known fact- a cat which has just bitten itself in the ass can achieve impressive speed at it dashes madly straigh — Amy Petrie Shaw, The Tao of the Dippy Cat: A Series of Uncomfortable Incidents and Horrible Happenings
Little known fact- a cat which has just bitten itself in the ass can achieve impressive speed at it dashes madly straigh — Amy Petrie Shaw, The Tao of the Dippy Cat: A Series of Uncomfortable Incidents and Horrible Happenings
Little known fact- a cat which has just bitten itself in the ass can achieve impressive speed at it dashes madly straigh — Amy Petrie Shaw, The Tao of the Dippy Cat: A Series of Uncomfortable Incidents and Horrible Happenings
Little known fact- a cat which has just bitten itself in the ass can achieve impressive speed at it dashes madly straigh — Amy Petrie Shaw, The Tao of the Dippy Cat: A Series of Uncomfortable Incidents and Horrible Happenings
Little known fact- a cat which has just bitten itself in the ass can achieve impressive speed at it dashes madly straigh — Amy Petrie Shaw, The Tao of the Dippy Cat: A Series of Uncomfortable Incidents and Horrible Happenings
Little known fact- a cat which has just bitten itself in the ass can achieve impressive speed at it dashes madly straigh — Amy Petrie Shaw, The Tao of the Dippy Cat: A Series of Uncomfortable Incidents and Horrible Happenings
Little known fact- a cat which has just bitten itself in the ass can achieve impressive speed at it dashes madly straigh — Amy Petrie Shaw, The Tao of the Dippy Cat: A Series of Uncomfortable Incidents and Horrible Happenings
Little known fact- a cat which has just bitten itself in the ass can achieve impressive speed at it dashes madly straigh — Amy Petrie Shaw, The Tao of the Dippy Cat: A Series of Uncomfortable Incidents and Horrible Happenings
Little known fact- a cat which has just bitten itself in the ass can achieve impressive speed at it dashes madly straigh — Amy Petrie Shaw, The Tao of the Dippy Cat: A Series of Uncomfortable Incidents and Horrible Happenings
Little known fact- a cat which has just bitten itself in the ass can achieve impressive speed at it dashes madly straigh — Amy Petrie Shaw, The Tao of the Dippy Cat: A Series of Uncomfortable Incidents and Horrible Happenings
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Little known fact- a cat which has just bitten itself in the ass can achieve impressive speed at it dashes madly straight up a curtain.

— Amy Petrie Shaw, The Tao of the Dippy Cat: A Series of Uncomfortable Incidents and Horrible Happenings
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