Guys are like dogs. You wish you could take them all home when they're young. But after they've howled all night and slo — Paula Wall, If I Were a Man, I'd Marry Me
Guys are like dogs. You wish you could take them all home when they're young. But after they've howled all night and slo — Paula Wall, If I Were a Man, I'd Marry Me
Guys are like dogs. You wish you could take them all home when they're young. But after they've howled all night and slo — Paula Wall, If I Were a Man, I'd Marry Me
Guys are like dogs. You wish you could take them all home when they're young. But after they've howled all night and slo — Paula Wall, If I Were a Man, I'd Marry Me
Guys are like dogs. You wish you could take them all home when they're young. But after they've howled all night and slo — Paula Wall, If I Were a Man, I'd Marry Me
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Guys are like dogs. You wish you could take them all home when they're young. But after they've howled all night and slobbered all over everything, you come to realize the ones already trained are much easier to live with.

— Paula Wall, If I Were a Man, I'd Marry Me
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