Oh, for Christ's sake,' I hear. 'Can we please just try to have a good time?' This is like ordering someone to find you — David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames
Oh, for Christ's sake,' I hear. 'Can we please just try to have a good time?' This is like ordering someone to find you — David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames
Oh, for Christ's sake,' I hear. 'Can we please just try to have a good time?' This is like ordering someone to find you — David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames
Oh, for Christ's sake,' I hear. 'Can we please just try to have a good time?' This is like ordering someone to find you — David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames
Oh, for Christ's sake,' I hear. 'Can we please just try to have a good time?' This is like ordering someone to find you — David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames
Oh, for Christ's sake,' I hear. 'Can we please just try to have a good time?' This is like ordering someone to find you — David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames
Oh, for Christ's sake,' I hear. 'Can we please just try to have a good time?' This is like ordering someone to find you — David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames
Oh, for Christ's sake,' I hear. 'Can we please just try to have a good time?' This is like ordering someone to find you — David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames
Oh, for Christ's sake,' I hear. 'Can we please just try to have a good time?' This is like ordering someone to find you — David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames
Oh, for Christ's sake,' I hear. 'Can we please just try to have a good time?' This is like ordering someone to find you — David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames
Oh, for Christ's sake,' I hear. 'Can we please just try to have a good time?' This is like ordering someone to find you — David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames
Oh, for Christ's sake,' I hear. 'Can we please just try to have a good time?' This is like ordering someone to find you — David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames
Oh, for Christ's sake,' I hear. 'Can we please just try to have a good time?' This is like ordering someone to find you — David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames
Oh, for Christ's sake,' I hear. 'Can we please just try to have a good time?' This is like ordering someone to find you — David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames
Oh, for Christ's sake,' I hear. 'Can we please just try to have a good time?' This is like ordering someone to find you — David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames
Oh, for Christ's sake,' I hear. 'Can we please just try to have a good time?' This is like ordering someone to find you — David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames
Oh, for Christ's sake,' I hear. 'Can we please just try to have a good time?' This is like ordering someone to find you — David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames
Oh, for Christ's sake,' I hear. 'Can we please just try to have a good time?' This is like ordering someone to find you — David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames
Oh, for Christ's sake,' I hear. 'Can we please just try to have a good time?' This is like ordering someone to find you — David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames
Oh, for Christ's sake,' I hear. 'Can we please just try to have a good time?' This is like ordering someone to find you — David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames
Oh, for Christ's sake,' I hear. 'Can we please just try to have a good time?' This is like ordering someone to find you — David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames
Oh, for Christ's sake,' I hear. 'Can we please just try to have a good time?' This is like ordering someone to find you — David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames
Oh, for Christ's sake,' I hear. 'Can we please just try to have a good time?' This is like ordering someone to find you — David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames
Oh, for Christ's sake,' I hear. 'Can we please just try to have a good time?' This is like ordering someone to find you — David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames
Oh, for Christ's sake,' I hear. 'Can we please just try to have a good time?' This is like ordering someone to find you — David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames
Oh, for Christ's sake,' I hear. 'Can we please just try to have a good time?' This is like ordering someone to find you — David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames
Oh, for Christ's sake,' I hear. 'Can we please just try to have a good time?' This is like ordering someone to find you — David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames
Oh, for Christ's sake,' I hear. 'Can we please just try to have a good time?' This is like ordering someone to find you — David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames
Oh, for Christ's sake,' I hear. 'Can we please just try to have a good time?' This is like ordering someone to find you — David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames
Oh, for Christ's sake,' I hear. 'Can we please just try to have a good time?' This is like ordering someone to find you — David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames
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Oh, for Christ's sake,' I hear. 'Can we please just try to have a good time?' This is like ordering someone to find you attractive, and it doesn't work. I've tried it.

— David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames
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