Every morning I read the obituaries. If it ain't there I make myself a cup of tea and carry on like I have the past cent — Lois Greiman, One Hot Mess
Every morning I read the obituaries. If it ain't there I make myself a cup of tea and carry on like I have the past cent — Lois Greiman, One Hot Mess
Every morning I read the obituaries. If it ain't there I make myself a cup of tea and carry on like I have the past cent — Lois Greiman, One Hot Mess
Every morning I read the obituaries. If it ain't there I make myself a cup of tea and carry on like I have the past cent — Lois Greiman, One Hot Mess
Every morning I read the obituaries. If it ain't there I make myself a cup of tea and carry on like I have the past cent — Lois Greiman, One Hot Mess
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Every morning I read the obituaries. If it ain't there I make myself a cup of tea and carry on like I have the past century or so.

— Lois Greiman, One Hot Mess
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