Yeah, world peace would be all right, but what about a day off in a slab of ham the size of my head. — Lois Greiman, Unscrewed
Yeah, world peace would be all right, but what about a day off in a slab of ham the size of my head. — Lois Greiman, Unscrewed
Yeah, world peace would be all right, but what about a day off in a slab of ham the size of my head. — Lois Greiman, Unscrewed
Yeah, world peace would be all right, but what about a day off in a slab of ham the size of my head. — Lois Greiman, Unscrewed
Yeah, world peace would be all right, but what about a day off in a slab of ham the size of my head. — Lois Greiman, Unscrewed
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Yeah, world peace would be all right, but what about a day off in a slab of ham the size of my head.

— Lois Greiman, Unscrewed
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