Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation'll knock down the damn door and drag you out by the hair. — Lois Greiman, Unscrewed
Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation'll knock down the damn door and drag you out by the hair. — Lois Greiman, Unscrewed
Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation'll knock down the damn door and drag you out by the hair. — Lois Greiman, Unscrewed
Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation'll knock down the damn door and drag you out by the hair. — Lois Greiman, Unscrewed
Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation'll knock down the damn door and drag you out by the hair. — Lois Greiman, Unscrewed
Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation'll knock down the damn door and drag you out by the hair. — Lois Greiman, Unscrewed
Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation'll knock down the damn door and drag you out by the hair. — Lois Greiman, Unscrewed
Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation'll knock down the damn door and drag you out by the hair. — Lois Greiman, Unscrewed
Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation'll knock down the damn door and drag you out by the hair. — Lois Greiman, Unscrewed
Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation'll knock down the damn door and drag you out by the hair. — Lois Greiman, Unscrewed
Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation'll knock down the damn door and drag you out by the hair. — Lois Greiman, Unscrewed
Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation'll knock down the damn door and drag you out by the hair. — Lois Greiman, Unscrewed
Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation'll knock down the damn door and drag you out by the hair. — Lois Greiman, Unscrewed
Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation'll knock down the damn door and drag you out by the hair. — Lois Greiman, Unscrewed
Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation'll knock down the damn door and drag you out by the hair. — Lois Greiman, Unscrewed
Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation'll knock down the damn door and drag you out by the hair. — Lois Greiman, Unscrewed
Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation'll knock down the damn door and drag you out by the hair. — Lois Greiman, Unscrewed
Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation'll knock down the damn door and drag you out by the hair. — Lois Greiman, Unscrewed
Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation'll knock down the damn door and drag you out by the hair. — Lois Greiman, Unscrewed
Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation'll knock down the damn door and drag you out by the hair. — Lois Greiman, Unscrewed
Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation'll knock down the damn door and drag you out by the hair. — Lois Greiman, Unscrewed
Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation'll knock down the damn door and drag you out by the hair. — Lois Greiman, Unscrewed
Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation'll knock down the damn door and drag you out by the hair. — Lois Greiman, Unscrewed
Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation'll knock down the damn door and drag you out by the hair. — Lois Greiman, Unscrewed
Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation'll knock down the damn door and drag you out by the hair. — Lois Greiman, Unscrewed
Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation'll knock down the damn door and drag you out by the hair. — Lois Greiman, Unscrewed
Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation'll knock down the damn door and drag you out by the hair. — Lois Greiman, Unscrewed
Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation'll knock down the damn door and drag you out by the hair. — Lois Greiman, Unscrewed
Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation'll knock down the damn door and drag you out by the hair. — Lois Greiman, Unscrewed
Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation'll knock down the damn door and drag you out by the hair. — Lois Greiman, Unscrewed
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Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation'll knock down the damn door and drag you out by the hair.

— Lois Greiman, Unscrewed
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