Every day I beat my own previous record for the number of consecutive days I've stayed alive. — George Carlin
Every day I beat my own previous record for the number of consecutive days I've stayed alive. — George Carlin
Every day I beat my own previous record for the number of consecutive days I've stayed alive. — George Carlin
Every day I beat my own previous record for the number of consecutive days I've stayed alive. — George Carlin
Every day I beat my own previous record for the number of consecutive days I've stayed alive. — George Carlin
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Every day I beat my own previous record for the number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

— George Carlin
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