If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God in — Shannon L. Alder
If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God in — Shannon L. Alder
If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God in — Shannon L. Alder
If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God in — Shannon L. Alder
If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God in — Shannon L. Alder
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If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God intended you to live.

— Shannon L. Alder
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