I can't," I said. "I threw my back out masturbating. — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
I can't," I said. "I threw my back out masturbating. — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
I can't," I said. "I threw my back out masturbating. — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
I can't," I said. "I threw my back out masturbating. — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
I can't," I said. "I threw my back out masturbating. — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
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I can't," I said. "I threw my back out masturbating.

— Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
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