Ben hid a wince behind his hand, trying very hard not to think of seventy-year-old Ellie Verstgard rolling around with M — Victoria Dahl, Talk Me Down
Ben hid a wince behind his hand, trying very hard not to think of seventy-year-old Ellie Verstgard rolling around with M — Victoria Dahl, Talk Me Down
Ben hid a wince behind his hand, trying very hard not to think of seventy-year-old Ellie Verstgard rolling around with M — Victoria Dahl, Talk Me Down
Ben hid a wince behind his hand, trying very hard not to think of seventy-year-old Ellie Verstgard rolling around with M — Victoria Dahl, Talk Me Down
Ben hid a wince behind his hand, trying very hard not to think of seventy-year-old Ellie Verstgard rolling around with M — Victoria Dahl, Talk Me Down
Ben hid a wince behind his hand, trying very hard not to think of seventy-year-old Ellie Verstgard rolling around with M — Victoria Dahl, Talk Me Down
Ben hid a wince behind his hand, trying very hard not to think of seventy-year-old Ellie Verstgard rolling around with M — Victoria Dahl, Talk Me Down
Ben hid a wince behind his hand, trying very hard not to think of seventy-year-old Ellie Verstgard rolling around with M — Victoria Dahl, Talk Me Down
Ben hid a wince behind his hand, trying very hard not to think of seventy-year-old Ellie Verstgard rolling around with M — Victoria Dahl, Talk Me Down
Ben hid a wince behind his hand, trying very hard not to think of seventy-year-old Ellie Verstgard rolling around with M — Victoria Dahl, Talk Me Down
Ben hid a wince behind his hand, trying very hard not to think of seventy-year-old Ellie Verstgard rolling around with M — Victoria Dahl, Talk Me Down
Ben hid a wince behind his hand, trying very hard not to think of seventy-year-old Ellie Verstgard rolling around with M — Victoria Dahl, Talk Me Down
Ben hid a wince behind his hand, trying very hard not to think of seventy-year-old Ellie Verstgard rolling around with M — Victoria Dahl, Talk Me Down
Ben hid a wince behind his hand, trying very hard not to think of seventy-year-old Ellie Verstgard rolling around with M — Victoria Dahl, Talk Me Down
Ben hid a wince behind his hand, trying very hard not to think of seventy-year-old Ellie Verstgard rolling around with M — Victoria Dahl, Talk Me Down
Ben hid a wince behind his hand, trying very hard not to think of seventy-year-old Ellie Verstgard rolling around with M — Victoria Dahl, Talk Me Down
Ben hid a wince behind his hand, trying very hard not to think of seventy-year-old Ellie Verstgard rolling around with M — Victoria Dahl, Talk Me Down
Ben hid a wince behind his hand, trying very hard not to think of seventy-year-old Ellie Verstgard rolling around with M — Victoria Dahl, Talk Me Down
Ben hid a wince behind his hand, trying very hard not to think of seventy-year-old Ellie Verstgard rolling around with M — Victoria Dahl, Talk Me Down
Ben hid a wince behind his hand, trying very hard not to think of seventy-year-old Ellie Verstgard rolling around with M — Victoria Dahl, Talk Me Down
Ben hid a wince behind his hand, trying very hard not to think of seventy-year-old Ellie Verstgard rolling around with M — Victoria Dahl, Talk Me Down
Ben hid a wince behind his hand, trying very hard not to think of seventy-year-old Ellie Verstgard rolling around with M — Victoria Dahl, Talk Me Down
Ben hid a wince behind his hand, trying very hard not to think of seventy-year-old Ellie Verstgard rolling around with M — Victoria Dahl, Talk Me Down
Ben hid a wince behind his hand, trying very hard not to think of seventy-year-old Ellie Verstgard rolling around with M — Victoria Dahl, Talk Me Down
Ben hid a wince behind his hand, trying very hard not to think of seventy-year-old Ellie Verstgard rolling around with M — Victoria Dahl, Talk Me Down
Ben hid a wince behind his hand, trying very hard not to think of seventy-year-old Ellie Verstgard rolling around with M — Victoria Dahl, Talk Me Down
Ben hid a wince behind his hand, trying very hard not to think of seventy-year-old Ellie Verstgard rolling around with M — Victoria Dahl, Talk Me Down
Ben hid a wince behind his hand, trying very hard not to think of seventy-year-old Ellie Verstgard rolling around with M — Victoria Dahl, Talk Me Down
Ben hid a wince behind his hand, trying very hard not to think of seventy-year-old Ellie Verstgard rolling around with M — Victoria Dahl, Talk Me Down
Ben hid a wince behind his hand, trying very hard not to think of seventy-year-old Ellie Verstgard rolling around with M — Victoria Dahl, Talk Me Down
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Ben hid a wince behind his hand, trying very hard not to think of seventy-year-old Ellie Verstgard rolling around with Mr. Wenner. Despite his best resistance, the image scrolled across his brain and took some of his love for the world with it.

— Victoria Dahl, Talk Me Down
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