You're never too old to laugh at stories about love and sex. — Albert Zimbler, Dating and Mating Secrets of Seniors and Other Short Stories of Love and Sex
You're never too old to laugh at stories about love and sex. — Albert Zimbler, Dating and Mating Secrets of Seniors and Other Short Stories of Love and Sex
You're never too old to laugh at stories about love and sex. — Albert Zimbler, Dating and Mating Secrets of Seniors and Other Short Stories of Love and Sex
You're never too old to laugh at stories about love and sex. — Albert Zimbler, Dating and Mating Secrets of Seniors and Other Short Stories of Love and Sex
You're never too old to laugh at stories about love and sex. — Albert Zimbler, Dating and Mating Secrets of Seniors and Other Short Stories of Love and Sex
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You're never too old to laugh at stories about love and sex.

— Albert Zimbler, Dating and Mating Secrets of Seniors and Other Short Stories of Love and Sex
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