There's something about sports. You can be setting fire to cats and burying them in your backyard, but as long as you're — Polly Horvath, Everything on a Waffle
There's something about sports. You can be setting fire to cats and burying them in your backyard, but as long as you're — Polly Horvath, Everything on a Waffle
There's something about sports. You can be setting fire to cats and burying them in your backyard, but as long as you're — Polly Horvath, Everything on a Waffle
There's something about sports. You can be setting fire to cats and burying them in your backyard, but as long as you're — Polly Horvath, Everything on a Waffle
There's something about sports. You can be setting fire to cats and burying them in your backyard, but as long as you're — Polly Horvath, Everything on a Waffle
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There's something about sports. You can be setting fire to cats and burying them in your backyard, but as long as you're playing team sports, people think you're okay.

— Polly Horvath, Everything on a Waffle
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