He cried like a jockey who'd just lost the Kentucky Derby by a few nostril hairs. — Walter Witty, The Umpire Has No Clothes
He cried like a jockey who'd just lost the Kentucky Derby by a few nostril hairs. — Walter Witty, The Umpire Has No Clothes
He cried like a jockey who'd just lost the Kentucky Derby by a few nostril hairs. — Walter Witty, The Umpire Has No Clothes
He cried like a jockey who'd just lost the Kentucky Derby by a few nostril hairs. — Walter Witty, The Umpire Has No Clothes
He cried like a jockey who'd just lost the Kentucky Derby by a few nostril hairs. — Walter Witty, The Umpire Has No Clothes
He cried like a jockey who'd just lost the Kentucky Derby by a few nostril hairs. — Walter Witty, The Umpire Has No Clothes
He cried like a jockey who'd just lost the Kentucky Derby by a few nostril hairs. — Walter Witty, The Umpire Has No Clothes
He cried like a jockey who'd just lost the Kentucky Derby by a few nostril hairs. — Walter Witty, The Umpire Has No Clothes
He cried like a jockey who'd just lost the Kentucky Derby by a few nostril hairs. — Walter Witty, The Umpire Has No Clothes
He cried like a jockey who'd just lost the Kentucky Derby by a few nostril hairs. — Walter Witty, The Umpire Has No Clothes
He cried like a jockey who'd just lost the Kentucky Derby by a few nostril hairs. — Walter Witty, The Umpire Has No Clothes
He cried like a jockey who'd just lost the Kentucky Derby by a few nostril hairs. — Walter Witty, The Umpire Has No Clothes
He cried like a jockey who'd just lost the Kentucky Derby by a few nostril hairs. — Walter Witty, The Umpire Has No Clothes
He cried like a jockey who'd just lost the Kentucky Derby by a few nostril hairs. — Walter Witty, The Umpire Has No Clothes
He cried like a jockey who'd just lost the Kentucky Derby by a few nostril hairs. — Walter Witty, The Umpire Has No Clothes
He cried like a jockey who'd just lost the Kentucky Derby by a few nostril hairs. — Walter Witty, The Umpire Has No Clothes
He cried like a jockey who'd just lost the Kentucky Derby by a few nostril hairs. — Walter Witty, The Umpire Has No Clothes
He cried like a jockey who'd just lost the Kentucky Derby by a few nostril hairs. — Walter Witty, The Umpire Has No Clothes
He cried like a jockey who'd just lost the Kentucky Derby by a few nostril hairs. — Walter Witty, The Umpire Has No Clothes
He cried like a jockey who'd just lost the Kentucky Derby by a few nostril hairs. — Walter Witty, The Umpire Has No Clothes
He cried like a jockey who'd just lost the Kentucky Derby by a few nostril hairs. — Walter Witty, The Umpire Has No Clothes
He cried like a jockey who'd just lost the Kentucky Derby by a few nostril hairs. — Walter Witty, The Umpire Has No Clothes
He cried like a jockey who'd just lost the Kentucky Derby by a few nostril hairs. — Walter Witty, The Umpire Has No Clothes
He cried like a jockey who'd just lost the Kentucky Derby by a few nostril hairs. — Walter Witty, The Umpire Has No Clothes
He cried like a jockey who'd just lost the Kentucky Derby by a few nostril hairs. — Walter Witty, The Umpire Has No Clothes
He cried like a jockey who'd just lost the Kentucky Derby by a few nostril hairs. — Walter Witty, The Umpire Has No Clothes
He cried like a jockey who'd just lost the Kentucky Derby by a few nostril hairs. — Walter Witty, The Umpire Has No Clothes
He cried like a jockey who'd just lost the Kentucky Derby by a few nostril hairs. — Walter Witty, The Umpire Has No Clothes
He cried like a jockey who'd just lost the Kentucky Derby by a few nostril hairs. — Walter Witty, The Umpire Has No Clothes
He cried like a jockey who'd just lost the Kentucky Derby by a few nostril hairs. — Walter Witty, The Umpire Has No Clothes
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He cried like a jockey who'd just lost the Kentucky Derby by a few nostril hairs.

— Walter Witty, The Umpire Has No Clothes
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