Don't read it. Just shred and burn, or your eyes will melt. — Rachel Caine, Fall of Night
Don't read it. Just shred and burn, or your eyes will melt. — Rachel Caine, Fall of Night
Don't read it. Just shred and burn, or your eyes will melt. — Rachel Caine, Fall of Night
Don't read it. Just shred and burn, or your eyes will melt. — Rachel Caine, Fall of Night
Don't read it. Just shred and burn, or your eyes will melt. — Rachel Caine, Fall of Night
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Don't read it. Just shred and burn, or your eyes will melt.

— Rachel Caine, Fall of Night
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