Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. (You're totally welcom — Eugene Mirman, The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life
Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. (You're totally welcom — Eugene Mirman, The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life
Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. (You're totally welcom — Eugene Mirman, The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life
Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. (You're totally welcom — Eugene Mirman, The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life
Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. (You're totally welcom — Eugene Mirman, The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life
Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. (You're totally welcom — Eugene Mirman, The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life
Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. (You're totally welcom — Eugene Mirman, The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life
Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. (You're totally welcom — Eugene Mirman, The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life
Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. (You're totally welcom — Eugene Mirman, The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life
Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. (You're totally welcom — Eugene Mirman, The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life
Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. (You're totally welcom — Eugene Mirman, The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life
Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. (You're totally welcom — Eugene Mirman, The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life
Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. (You're totally welcom — Eugene Mirman, The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life
Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. (You're totally welcom — Eugene Mirman, The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life
Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. (You're totally welcom — Eugene Mirman, The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life
Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. (You're totally welcom — Eugene Mirman, The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life
Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. (You're totally welcom — Eugene Mirman, The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life
Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. (You're totally welcom — Eugene Mirman, The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life
Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. (You're totally welcom — Eugene Mirman, The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life
Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. (You're totally welcom — Eugene Mirman, The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life
Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. (You're totally welcom — Eugene Mirman, The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life
Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. (You're totally welcom — Eugene Mirman, The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life
Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. (You're totally welcom — Eugene Mirman, The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life
Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. (You're totally welcom — Eugene Mirman, The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life
Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. (You're totally welcom — Eugene Mirman, The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life
Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. (You're totally welcom — Eugene Mirman, The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life
Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. (You're totally welcom — Eugene Mirman, The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life
Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. (You're totally welcom — Eugene Mirman, The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life
Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. (You're totally welcom — Eugene Mirman, The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life
Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. (You're totally welcom — Eugene Mirman, The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life
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Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. (You're totally welcome, guys. P.S. Girls can't see this sentence!!!!!)

— Eugene Mirman, The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life
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