Either a municipal bog is a private place or it isn't. If it is a private place in which to shit, how is it not a privat — Stephen Fry, The Liar
Either a municipal bog is a private place or it isn't. If it is a private place in which to shit, how is it not a privat — Stephen Fry, The Liar
Either a municipal bog is a private place or it isn't. If it is a private place in which to shit, how is it not a privat — Stephen Fry, The Liar
Either a municipal bog is a private place or it isn't. If it is a private place in which to shit, how is it not a privat — Stephen Fry, The Liar
Either a municipal bog is a private place or it isn't. If it is a private place in which to shit, how is it not a privat — Stephen Fry, The Liar
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Either a municipal bog is a private place or it isn't. If it is a private place in which to shit, how is it not a private place in which to fellate?

— Stephen Fry, The Liar
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