Quotes by Eugene Mirman, The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life

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Think of me as an impetuous Hegel, drunk with power, and also, regular drunk. — Eugene Mirman, The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life
Sports bars are also a great place for guys to meet other guys--either for sex or for wrestling, whichever feels more ri — Eugene Mirman, The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life
Entertainment is business: the business of fucking art in the face. — Eugene Mirman, The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life
Boys have penises and girls have vaginas. If they touch at the wrong time, you can make a baby or die. — Eugene Mirman, The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life
Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. (You're totally welcom — Eugene Mirman, The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life
Prom night can be a special night, if you let it be. I know you think it's for losers and something that popular kids do — Eugene Mirman, The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life
Some PR is about getting information about a great product or thingy out to the people who would enjoy it, while other P — Eugene Mirman, The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life
Never give in to peer pressure, especially if the peer is not attractive. — Eugene Mirman, The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life
Of course, to avoid getting stuck in that convo with someone you dislike or feel uncomfortable around, don't be passive, — Eugene Mirman, The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life
Do whatever you want. Break stuff, touch your penis or boobs to anything, whatever. — Eugene Mirman, The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life
If things are really overwhelming and you need to talk, you can give me a call at 347-273-2044. — Eugene Mirman, The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life
The other thing you can do is write a strong personal essay which lets admissions people inside your life, your heart, a — Eugene Mirman, The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life
High School: Oh, man. This is where boys and girls go from tweens to teens and become complicated and cruel. Girls play — Eugene Mirman, The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life