...if you think the worst you'll get the worst, but if you think the best...""and then everything will blow up in your f — Brad Meltzer, The Millionaires
...if you think the worst you'll get the worst, but if you think the best...""and then everything will blow up in your f — Brad Meltzer, The Millionaires
...if you think the worst you'll get the worst, but if you think the best...""and then everything will blow up in your f — Brad Meltzer, The Millionaires
...if you think the worst you'll get the worst, but if you think the best...""and then everything will blow up in your f — Brad Meltzer, The Millionaires
...if you think the worst you'll get the worst, but if you think the best...""and then everything will blow up in your f — Brad Meltzer, The Millionaires
...if you think the worst you'll get the worst, but if you think the best...""and then everything will blow up in your f — Brad Meltzer, The Millionaires
...if you think the worst you'll get the worst, but if you think the best...""and then everything will blow up in your f — Brad Meltzer, The Millionaires
...if you think the worst you'll get the worst, but if you think the best...""and then everything will blow up in your f — Brad Meltzer, The Millionaires
...if you think the worst you'll get the worst, but if you think the best...""and then everything will blow up in your f — Brad Meltzer, The Millionaires
...if you think the worst you'll get the worst, but if you think the best...""and then everything will blow up in your f — Brad Meltzer, The Millionaires
...if you think the worst you'll get the worst, but if you think the best...""and then everything will blow up in your f — Brad Meltzer, The Millionaires
...if you think the worst you'll get the worst, but if you think the best...""and then everything will blow up in your f — Brad Meltzer, The Millionaires
...if you think the worst you'll get the worst, but if you think the best...""and then everything will blow up in your f — Brad Meltzer, The Millionaires
...if you think the worst you'll get the worst, but if you think the best...""and then everything will blow up in your f — Brad Meltzer, The Millionaires
...if you think the worst you'll get the worst, but if you think the best...""and then everything will blow up in your f — Brad Meltzer, The Millionaires
...if you think the worst you'll get the worst, but if you think the best...""and then everything will blow up in your f — Brad Meltzer, The Millionaires
...if you think the worst you'll get the worst, but if you think the best...""and then everything will blow up in your f — Brad Meltzer, The Millionaires
...if you think the worst you'll get the worst, but if you think the best...""and then everything will blow up in your f — Brad Meltzer, The Millionaires
...if you think the worst you'll get the worst, but if you think the best...""and then everything will blow up in your f — Brad Meltzer, The Millionaires
...if you think the worst you'll get the worst, but if you think the best...""and then everything will blow up in your f — Brad Meltzer, The Millionaires
...if you think the worst you'll get the worst, but if you think the best...""and then everything will blow up in your f — Brad Meltzer, The Millionaires
...if you think the worst you'll get the worst, but if you think the best...""and then everything will blow up in your f — Brad Meltzer, The Millionaires
...if you think the worst you'll get the worst, but if you think the best...""and then everything will blow up in your f — Brad Meltzer, The Millionaires
...if you think the worst you'll get the worst, but if you think the best...""and then everything will blow up in your f — Brad Meltzer, The Millionaires
...if you think the worst you'll get the worst, but if you think the best...""and then everything will blow up in your f — Brad Meltzer, The Millionaires
...if you think the worst you'll get the worst, but if you think the best...""and then everything will blow up in your f — Brad Meltzer, The Millionaires
...if you think the worst you'll get the worst, but if you think the best...""and then everything will blow up in your f — Brad Meltzer, The Millionaires
...if you think the worst you'll get the worst, but if you think the best...""and then everything will blow up in your f — Brad Meltzer, The Millionaires
...if you think the worst you'll get the worst, but if you think the best...""and then everything will blow up in your f — Brad Meltzer, The Millionaires
...if you think the worst you'll get the worst, but if you think the best...""and then everything will blow up in your f — Brad Meltzer, The Millionaires
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...if you think the worst you'll get the worst, but if you think the best...""and then everything will blow up in your face anyway. Don't you get the punchline yet? Its the great cosmic practical joke: Knock knock, who's there? Big kick in the Ass.

— Brad Meltzer, The Millionaires
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