Dear God in heaven.” Nik and Ban turned away, but Alek stood. Transfixed. “My God, y’all. She’s the worst goddamn dance — Shelly Laurenston, Here Kitty, Kitty!
Dear God in heaven.” Nik and Ban turned away, but Alek stood. Transfixed. “My God, y’all. She’s the worst goddamn dance — Shelly Laurenston, Here Kitty, Kitty!
Dear God in heaven.” Nik and Ban turned away, but Alek stood. Transfixed. “My God, y’all. She’s the worst goddamn dance — Shelly Laurenston, Here Kitty, Kitty!
Dear God in heaven.” Nik and Ban turned away, but Alek stood. Transfixed. “My God, y’all. She’s the worst goddamn dance — Shelly Laurenston, Here Kitty, Kitty!
Dear God in heaven.” Nik and Ban turned away, but Alek stood. Transfixed. “My God, y’all. She’s the worst goddamn dance — Shelly Laurenston, Here Kitty, Kitty!
Dear God in heaven.” Nik and Ban turned away, but Alek stood. Transfixed. “My God, y’all. She’s the worst goddamn dance — Shelly Laurenston, Here Kitty, Kitty!
Dear God in heaven.” Nik and Ban turned away, but Alek stood. Transfixed. “My God, y’all. She’s the worst goddamn dance — Shelly Laurenston, Here Kitty, Kitty!
Dear God in heaven.” Nik and Ban turned away, but Alek stood. Transfixed. “My God, y’all. She’s the worst goddamn dance — Shelly Laurenston, Here Kitty, Kitty!
Dear God in heaven.” Nik and Ban turned away, but Alek stood. Transfixed. “My God, y’all. She’s the worst goddamn dance — Shelly Laurenston, Here Kitty, Kitty!
Dear God in heaven.” Nik and Ban turned away, but Alek stood. Transfixed. “My God, y’all. She’s the worst goddamn dance — Shelly Laurenston, Here Kitty, Kitty!
Dear God in heaven.” Nik and Ban turned away, but Alek stood. Transfixed. “My God, y’all. She’s the worst goddamn dance — Shelly Laurenston, Here Kitty, Kitty!
Dear God in heaven.” Nik and Ban turned away, but Alek stood. Transfixed. “My God, y’all. She’s the worst goddamn dance — Shelly Laurenston, Here Kitty, Kitty!
Dear God in heaven.” Nik and Ban turned away, but Alek stood. Transfixed. “My God, y’all. She’s the worst goddamn dance — Shelly Laurenston, Here Kitty, Kitty!
Dear God in heaven.” Nik and Ban turned away, but Alek stood. Transfixed. “My God, y’all. She’s the worst goddamn dance — Shelly Laurenston, Here Kitty, Kitty!
Dear God in heaven.” Nik and Ban turned away, but Alek stood. Transfixed. “My God, y’all. She’s the worst goddamn dance — Shelly Laurenston, Here Kitty, Kitty!
Dear God in heaven.” Nik and Ban turned away, but Alek stood. Transfixed. “My God, y’all. She’s the worst goddamn dance — Shelly Laurenston, Here Kitty, Kitty!
Dear God in heaven.” Nik and Ban turned away, but Alek stood. Transfixed. “My God, y’all. She’s the worst goddamn dance — Shelly Laurenston, Here Kitty, Kitty!
Dear God in heaven.” Nik and Ban turned away, but Alek stood. Transfixed. “My God, y’all. She’s the worst goddamn dance — Shelly Laurenston, Here Kitty, Kitty!
Dear God in heaven.” Nik and Ban turned away, but Alek stood. Transfixed. “My God, y’all. She’s the worst goddamn dance — Shelly Laurenston, Here Kitty, Kitty!
Dear God in heaven.” Nik and Ban turned away, but Alek stood. Transfixed. “My God, y’all. She’s the worst goddamn dance — Shelly Laurenston, Here Kitty, Kitty!
Dear God in heaven.” Nik and Ban turned away, but Alek stood. Transfixed. “My God, y’all. She’s the worst goddamn dance — Shelly Laurenston, Here Kitty, Kitty!
Dear God in heaven.” Nik and Ban turned away, but Alek stood. Transfixed. “My God, y’all. She’s the worst goddamn dance — Shelly Laurenston, Here Kitty, Kitty!
Dear God in heaven.” Nik and Ban turned away, but Alek stood. Transfixed. “My God, y’all. She’s the worst goddamn dance — Shelly Laurenston, Here Kitty, Kitty!
Dear God in heaven.” Nik and Ban turned away, but Alek stood. Transfixed. “My God, y’all. She’s the worst goddamn dance — Shelly Laurenston, Here Kitty, Kitty!
Dear God in heaven.” Nik and Ban turned away, but Alek stood. Transfixed. “My God, y’all. She’s the worst goddamn dance — Shelly Laurenston, Here Kitty, Kitty!
Dear God in heaven.” Nik and Ban turned away, but Alek stood. Transfixed. “My God, y’all. She’s the worst goddamn dance — Shelly Laurenston, Here Kitty, Kitty!
Dear God in heaven.” Nik and Ban turned away, but Alek stood. Transfixed. “My God, y’all. She’s the worst goddamn dance — Shelly Laurenston, Here Kitty, Kitty!
Dear God in heaven.” Nik and Ban turned away, but Alek stood. Transfixed. “My God, y’all. She’s the worst goddamn dance — Shelly Laurenston, Here Kitty, Kitty!
Dear God in heaven.” Nik and Ban turned away, but Alek stood. Transfixed. “My God, y’all. She’s the worst goddamn dance — Shelly Laurenston, Here Kitty, Kitty!
Dear God in heaven.” Nik and Ban turned away, but Alek stood. Transfixed. “My God, y’all. She’s the worst goddamn dance — Shelly Laurenston, Here Kitty, Kitty!
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Dear God in heaven.” Nik and Ban turned away, but Alek stood. Transfixed. “My God, y’all. She’s the worst goddamn dancer I’ve ever seen.” “Turn away. It’ll hurt your eyes. Turn away!

— Shelly Laurenston, Here Kitty, Kitty!
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