Just relax and breathe through your ass. — Lewis Black, Me of Little Faith
Just relax and breathe through your ass. — Lewis Black, Me of Little Faith
Just relax and breathe through your ass. — Lewis Black, Me of Little Faith
Just relax and breathe through your ass. — Lewis Black, Me of Little Faith
Just relax and breathe through your ass. — Lewis Black, Me of Little Faith
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Just relax and breathe through your ass.

— Lewis Black, Me of Little Faith
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