America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
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America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a nation of sperm donors and baby daddies.

— Stephen Colbert, I Am America
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