Quotes by Bill Maher, The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass

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I find that the world is changing much, much faster than I can even bitch about it. — Bill Maher, The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
New Rule: Never underestimate the ability of a tiny fringe group of losers to ruin everything. We've all been laughing h — Bill Maher, The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
New Rule: If you're one of the one-in-three married women who say your pet is a better listener than your husband, you t — Bill Maher, The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
New Rule: Don't name your kid after a ballpark. Cubs fans Paul and Teri Fields have named their newborn son Wrigley. Wri — Bill Maher, The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
New Rule: The White House doesn't have to release the dead Bin Laden photos, but don't pretend we can't take it. We've s — Bill Maher, The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
If I can't suck your milkshake through a straw, it's not a milkshake--it's a glass of ice cream. — Bill Maher, The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
New Rule: Americans have to come up with a better cheese to represent the nation than American cheese. I'm not even sure — Bill Maher, The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
New Rule: You don't have to teach both sides of a debate if one side is a load of crap. President Bush recently suggeste — Bill Maher, The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
New Rule: Food companies must face the facts: One container equals one serving. Look, we’re Americans, and that means on — Bill Maher, The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
New Rule: America has every right ot bitch about gas prices suddenly shooting up. How could we have known? Oh, wait, the — Bill Maher, The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
New Rule: Apple's next device must be a computer that you control with your tongue. Thanks for eliminating the keyboard — Bill Maher, The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
Forget bringing the troops home from Iraq. We need to get the troops home from World War II. Can anybody tell me why, in — Bill Maher, The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
New Rule: You can't force the ATM to do something it doesn't want to do. Excuse me, lady in front of me at the Citibank — Bill Maher, The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
New Rule: Stop putting psychedelic screensavers on computers. I sit down to check my e-mail, and the next thing I know i — Bill Maher, The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
New Rule: You're never going to pick up women at a coffee shop pretending to be working on your laptop. You don't look l — Bill Maher, The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
New Rule: Stop leaving couches on the sidewalk. Besides being lazy and ugly, it's animal cruelty. You teach your dog not — Bill Maher, The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
Did you know that the United States is ranked fiftieth in the world in life expectancy? And the forty-nine loser countri — Bill Maher, The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
New Rule: Stop pretending your drugs are morally superior to my drugs because you get yours at a store. This week, they — Bill Maher, The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
New Rule: If we want to find a place to cut government waste, we must start with the DEA rubber duck. Yes, on the DEA's — Bill Maher, The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
New Rule: If an Evangelical tries to use Halloween to pimp Jesus to kids, they get to egg his house. On Halloween, the p — Bill Maher, The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass