New Rule: Stop putting psychedelic screensavers on computers. I sit down to check my e-mail, and the next thing I know i — Bill Maher, The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
New Rule: Stop putting psychedelic screensavers on computers. I sit down to check my e-mail, and the next thing I know i — Bill Maher, The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
New Rule: Stop putting psychedelic screensavers on computers. I sit down to check my e-mail, and the next thing I know i — Bill Maher, The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
New Rule: Stop putting psychedelic screensavers on computers. I sit down to check my e-mail, and the next thing I know i — Bill Maher, The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
New Rule: Stop putting psychedelic screensavers on computers. I sit down to check my e-mail, and the next thing I know i — Bill Maher, The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
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New Rule: Stop putting psychedelic screensavers on computers. I sit down to check my e-mail, and the next thing I know it's three days later, I'm in the desert, I'm banging on a drum, I'm naked, and somebody's pierced my dick.

— Bill Maher, The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
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