If I can't suck your milkshake through a straw, it's not a milkshake--it's a glass of ice cream. — Bill Maher, The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
If I can't suck your milkshake through a straw, it's not a milkshake--it's a glass of ice cream. — Bill Maher, The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
If I can't suck your milkshake through a straw, it's not a milkshake--it's a glass of ice cream. — Bill Maher, The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
If I can't suck your milkshake through a straw, it's not a milkshake--it's a glass of ice cream. — Bill Maher, The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
If I can't suck your milkshake through a straw, it's not a milkshake--it's a glass of ice cream. — Bill Maher, The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
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If I can't suck your milkshake through a straw, it's not a milkshake--it's a glass of ice cream.

— Bill Maher, The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
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